Hahaha --- Huh?

[reference: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=337752896262558&set=a.153626678008515.23977.106359276068589&type=1&theater]

Truth Teller's Punishment?

Just caught some people blatantly lying around... I guess they must have thought I was stupid or something. Funnily enough, the lie doesn't even make any difference to me but the punishment's the same for the both the liars and the truth tellers so what was the point of telling the truth, again? Remind me.


[sigh]


*P.S This holds for 'most' of the cases. Not all... (obviously)

Revenge is Sweet?

More importantly...Yes, that's a fake Uma Thurman on the poster there... Just in case you were wondering...

Bill Killed

Baffled

My dino drawing needs work! :)
P.S Ads on PTV suck so bad, it's a wonder they haven't created a vacuum as yet... I don't usually watch TV so I'm not sure if these are the same ads playing on other channels. If so... well... g'luck with watching some guy's moustache and beard getting dyed (ew!)


Also for my real views on Pakistani cricket: http://tissuepaperthoughts.blogspot.com/2012/02/pakistani-crickets-chirping.html

Profound Poetry Confounds Part II

Translation of a hot romantic Indian song [Sung by a guy for a gal]:

"To me you seem hot,

Like a Rs 100,000/- note..."

There's no break for the thinkers :) Someone ought to go over song's lyrics to check for thinker's trolling...

Possible (tested and tried) methods of investment:


-Going to the box and stuffing her into the vault.
-Selling her off and buying a share in a venture
-(Most popular): Burying her in the back yard and waiting for the right time to unearth her on a need- basis :P

Profound Poetry Confounds

Translation of a hot romantic Indian song [Sung by a guy for a gal]:

"To me you seem hot,

Like a Rs 100,000/- note..."

[lyrics and songs have weird rhythms, in case you hadn't noticed :P]

Plus,  what, is he gonna say and do later on?

 'I'll pay cash' and then deposit the girl?

Or buy something for Rs 100/- and say 'Keep the change?'

Or say: Your value decreases more and more every single day

Or say: You're wrinkly, I'll exchange you for a new one

Pakistani (Girls), Cruel Since Their Childhood?

*Dus Pattay toray is a desi version of pat-a-cake rhyme but with loads of seemingly unconnected stuff making up the bulk of  the poem....*

Which reminds me: Dus pattay toray must have been written by a disgruntled mom-in-law 'cause there's a clause in there totally against the daughter-in-law! 

And a meme to go along with it...(Sorry to people who don't understand the awesomeness of mismatched nonsensical rhymes). The gist of it is: We took ten leaves off of the tree and one of 'em was a bit...young? unripened? green? (hmmmm!) so it was useless and then there's a whole rhyme about a deer fawn and how it went to drink water and got lost which leads us to want to capture it's grandma (without any cause whatsoever, I might add) and so on.....