Translation of a hot romantic Indian song [Sung by a guy for a gal]:
"To me you seem hot,
Like a Rs 100,000/- note..."
There's no break for the thinkers :) Someone ought to go over song's lyrics to check for thinker's trolling...
Possible (tested and tried) methods of investment:
-Going to the box and stuffing her into the vault.
-Selling her off and buying a share in a venture
-(Most popular): Burying her in the back yard and waiting for the right time to unearth her on a need- basis :P