You Should Go.....That Way! (Sure I'm Sure - NOT)

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I thought up a couple of titles for this post but they sound so trite, specially since I am an outsider looking in so I might not have all the facts right about the situation. Hence, this is what I *believe* to be true about marriage without ever being married (Thank God?).  I could be wrong - or I could be righter than I imagine. 

This is just Part I of what I believe - more later.  

One World - One Snore

Usually, people (myself included) look at kids and think that all kids cry the same and their mode of communication is similar when they haven't started talking. Snoring relates the adults - irrespective of religion or race. Amazing.

With Age Comes...?

Why? You get more disillusioned and fed up with the system; your patience starts wearing thin and the same things which you could laugh about start irritating you.

Writer = The Vain of Art?

No? But I take so much time looking for a pen and searching for just the right tissue to write crappy thought on! Plus I yak a lot so I should be considered a writer by default, I say! What do I have to do to be taken seriously? Starve?

(After) Life Worries

Worry about your own problems before taking on other people's after-life issues, please! (okay fine - they're worried about MOST muslim communities which include pretty much 90% of Muslim population)

Do You Know?

I *think* I missed an 'it' in the first line (3rd word from left). Oh, well. But yeah, about the movie thing? Don't you guys realize that they're condensing a book into a 2.5 hours (max) movie - scenes have got to be cut - audiences need to be pleased. The story in 99% of the cases suffers. 

Urdu As A Weapon?

I know, right? 

Clearing Cleverbot

Didn't have time to write up anything today as I was busy bashing a popular media guy on social networks but I do have this:

 I just love to mess around :P

Happy Independence Day to Pakis--- OH WAIT! WHAT DAY IS IT?????

Come on, admit it!!!! You hate not getting a long weekend free!

Petty Pakistani Patriotism

I'm talking about facebook profiles right now and I'm not even gonna touch the loud proclamations of 'I love Pakistan!!!!'(s).

Congrats and Goodbye

Unfortunate, yet true - most people/friends grow apart after they get married. On facebook it's a shock sometimes when I see people whose names I don't recognize, with whom I have nothing in common any more. Anyway, was just thinking aloud if I should cut down my 'friends' list a bit -'course this whole thing doesn't apply to ALL my married 'acquaintances'- just some.

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What Hurts The Most?

Impurely Yours

I agree. If you're gonna be mixing in weird stuff to the food we eat, for example, at least add in something that wouldn't harm the people...but adding brick powder to chili? Or cement in other spices? Makes the milkman look pretty okay now, doesn't it?  *sigh*

The Real Problem Is:

*sigh*