Bieber, We Got A Problem

Just to show you where I am coming from:

The Aunty Interrogation

There's a whole gang of them out there. Beware.

Waat Aaar Yao Saiy-ying?

If you're wondering

a) Whether I now know what was being said at the assembly...? Yes, I finally figured out in 8th grade that the words meant 'Stand-at-ease' and 'Attention'

b)What my accent sounds like? Well, that's debatable. I've been told by Americans that it sounds like Canadian and by Canadians that it sounds like American so I honestly can't say. I can't say I care either way cuz it's not like I'm winning any contests if it goes one way or another (that'd have been SO cool, though!)

P.S I hope to God that I used 'affect' correctly this time round

Illegal Immigrant

Ew! Is that...?

Sorry for the blurry last word - IF in case you can't make it out - its 'choosers'. I'm being a lazy bum. Sad but true.

Divide & Conquer

True Story ;P

The Usefulness of JalTheBand

For the uninitiated, a 'bhains' is a buffalo ( It's also female which is neither here nor there when it comes to: JALTHEBAND).

In the Line of Duty

Okay, this applies mostly to Pakistani martyrs. Other countries' martyrs come up with your own criterion 

Gossip Women

One of the many reasons for my hate of Pakistani weddings.

*correction: That is an effect, not affect...I already gimp'ed it's head off so you can't tell in the photo above what I wrote originally. And don't think I was lazy and just wrote what I thought was correct, either. I did try to look up the correct version of a/effect but apparently, I'm dumber than I thought. All I can say is: DO NOT FOLLOW THIS  WEBPAGE AND THEIR CRAZY ASS EXAMPLE:

http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/affect-versus-effect.aspx

Anyhoo...now ya see why ya can't be a Grammar N'zi when ya dunno nuthin'

Tough Love

Let's Argue

Let's at least agree that we're never gonna agree BEFORE we argue. I find that tends to make it less hurtful for both parties when the other doesn't agree with them

A Subtle Difference

In the end, that's what it comes down to: a command or a choice. 

Doncha Mean?

Had to invert the colors of the photo to make it more visible....well, sorta

A Little Somethin' Troubles Me

One of our most active senses is also the one we are most unaware of...